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the-cyclopes-are-watching: anaeolist: my sincerest...

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:15:58 -0400

the-cyclopes-are-watching:

anaeolist:

my sincerest apologies

you have nothing to apologize for

bleedeverywhere: damarab0t: bleedeverywhere: who the fuck is in my house IF THIS GETS NOTES I...

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:30:41 -0400

bleedeverywhere:

damarab0t:

bleedeverywhere:

who the fuck is in my house

IF THIS GETS NOTES I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU

timecannotberewritten: dovahqueene: iwishlilbwasmygrandpa: There are thousands of half-babies in...

Sat, 18 May 2013 09:45:25 -0400

timecannotberewritten:

dovahqueene:

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

There are thousands of half-babies in my ballsack and that’s terrifying

at least you don’t bleed them out every month

you make a compelling argument

frerard: made rebloggable by request

Fri, 17 May 2013 20:55:49 -0400

frerard:

made rebloggable by request

Photo

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:15:18 -0400

when referring to people as 'my babies'

Fri, 17 May 2013 13:30:42 -0400

Other People: boyfriends, crushes, their actual babies.
Me: celebrities, fictional characters, OTPs, my followers.

meowrailsprite: animatedcatastrophe: I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT’S...

Fri, 17 May 2013 09:45:34 -0400

meowrailsprite:

animatedcatastrophe:

I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT’S BECAUSE THE UTERUS CONTRACTS AND THAT CUTS OFF THE FUCKING BLOOD SUPPLY

PEOPLE WITH PERIOD PAINS ARE LITERALLY FEELING THEIR UTERUS TRYING TO KILL ITSELF

hello yes 911 this is an emergency my uterus is trying to kill itself

scarrletharlot: miracholshappen: thatcarlymay: youllfindmewhen...

Thu, 16 May 2013 17:15:59 -0400

scarrletharlot:

miracholshappen:

thatcarlymay:

youllfindmewhenthepandoricaopens:

in-the-corner-with-firewhiskey:

SOMEONE ELSE DOES THIS TOO????

No, but seriously. I do mental music videos and everything. I don’t even like a song if I can’t come up with a music video and/or over complicated dance number.

All the time. I thought I was weird :-/

IM NOT ALONE OMG i love you all so much

Tumblr Code.

Thu, 16 May 2013 13:30:29 -0400

tookbank:

lostgeekette:

moriarty-mastermind:

once-ling:

bltsl4:

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

DOING THIS.

AND I WILL FIND SOMEONE.

twerkinturtle: youareworthsaving: usemeth: I hate this but I...

Thu, 16 May 2013 09:45:14 -0400

twerkinturtle:

youareworthsaving:

usemeth:

I hate this but I need it on my blog.

Holy shit

what the fuq

thesteamthief: weirdotwins: thesteamthief: conveys: i just realized that the voice in my head...

Wed, 15 May 2013 17:15:49 -0400

thesteamthief:

weirdotwins:

thesteamthief:

conveys:

i just realized that the voice in my head when i read things isn’t my own voice omg whose is it

mines morgan freeman

i like to think mine is my past life’s

are you telling me i was morgan freeman once?

sexstiel: this is literally the best video on the internet

Wed, 15 May 2013 13:30:33 -0400

sexstiel:

this is literally the best video on the internet

shady-brain-farm: I like how on Tumblr we all have lots of sass but in real life we can’t say hi...

Wed, 15 May 2013 09:45:26 -0400

shady-brain-farm:

I like how on Tumblr we all have lots of sass but in real life we can’t say hi without fucking up.

chickensandwich: neopiacentral: lets talk about dustin from...

Tue, 14 May 2013 17:15:43 -0400

chickensandwich:

neopiacentral:

lets talk about dustin from zoey 101 for a second

he looks like a living breathing anime

biqq-daddie: httpwwwurl: pooh bear always makes me cry. just...

Tue, 14 May 2013 13:30:46 -0400

biqq-daddie:

httpwwwurl:

pooh bear always makes me cry.

just look at him

he’s so innocent

and pure

and is always in trouble

its as if the world hates him

but how can you hate such a lovable creature

Life always shits the hardest on the sweetest people

Photo

Tue, 14 May 2013 09:45:25 -0400

smokeporch: Girls Only, jk kinda!

Mon, 13 May 2013 17:16:00 -0400

smokeporch:

Girls Only, jk kinda!

do you ever reblog things not for you but for one of your followers who you think will enjoy it and...

Mon, 13 May 2013 13:30:40 -0400

do you ever reblog things not for you but for one of your followers who you think will enjoy it and they reblog it and you’re like “nailed it”

the-girl-who-swaiting: the-internet-addict: i-am-misha-the-mess...

Mon, 13 May 2013 09:45:14 -0400

the-girl-who-swaiting:

the-internet-addict:

i-am-misha-the-messiah:

aclikesmisha:

lightingdanonfire:

My life is complete

WHAT THE ACTUAL? YES.

it fits

I’m crying…

Reblog if you'd care if I killed myself

Sun, 12 May 2013 17:15:33 -0400